Bitch, I invented sleep

I don't know what to say so..love me! Don't love me..eh just no haters! R5 <3 umm...Ross and Riker all the way! Love ya! <3 Artist vs Poet

consultingsinnerman:

catinthefedora:

tealdragon:

consulting-cannibal:

catinthefedora:

drawsshits:

thearchangeltrickster:

God: Gabe, stop, I’m working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here’s a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!

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OHMYGODS, THANK YOU FOR DRAWING THAT!

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They don’t do much

this is the fucking funniest thing ever

LOOK at it though

"just put it in australia"

(via deansolo-and-samskywalker)

trust:

do you ever want to just yell in someones face to date you

(via trippiest)

florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

(via trippiest)

fruitycat:

fruitycat:

necrophilofthefuture:

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

I AM SO DONE

My friend and I called it, believe it. It&#8217;s a sex chatline&#8230;

fruitycat:

fruitycat:

necrophilofthefuture:

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number

and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

I AM SO DONE

My friend and I called it, believe it. It’s a sex chatline…

(via flubbub)

slythadorgirl:

I would give anything for r5 to release their song confession in full length